Fizznatch!

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inform yourself jim prentice is an asshole and the DMCA in canada will fuck us all in orifices you didn’t know you could get fucked in.

that is all

http://www.wowinsider.com/2007/12/05/boy-attacked-by-moose-feigns-death-thanks-wow/ <— the article

THE RANT:

Thank you for sharing this with me LOL The story itself was amusing But the comments were what made this hilarious

Now I am not quite sure If they were both hunters she may have tried tame pet on a too high level and gotten herself into trouble But traveling with a lower level mage I have noticed that agro can be very nasty He should have tried to use hunters mark to increase his ranged attack, hit him with a distracting shot to slow him down, blast him with a viper sting, when he’d get within range use a wing clip to slow movement, and lastly use mongoose to get an extra hit in after a parry or dodged attack If he had the time a fire trap or ice trap could have been laid as well If all this would have failed then he could have used feign death to get rid of the agro Damn noob hunters, feign death at the first sight of trouble … that irritates me Now all this could have been avoided had he had his pet summoned … another noob mistake … never run around without If was a BM hunter and trained his pet correctly he would never have been able to pull agro from his pet anyway With increased pet armor he could have easily taken on the moose I wonder if was using leather or mail tho … that may have played a roll in this fight

There’s my rant for today

here we go…

my job requires that i frequently deal with my sales force by communicationg assignments or news and if i ever i was in doubt that southern USA hicks were retarded, all doubt has been removed. this assignment was simple: fill out a spreadsheet with the appropriate number of catalogues you would like me to send to your clients at the start of 2008. simple ..no? i DID NOT ask for a detailed explanation of why, or if they are out of business. i did not ask you to come up with your own ass bag spreadsheet that makes it harder for me to filter out your response. it was a simple fucking task. why did you have to fuck it up? why? why can’t you not be retarded for 1 day? people like you shave with a fucking toothbrush and brush their teeth with a razor…what’s wrong with you???? follow the instructions. fucking 6 year old kindergarten kids can do it…fucking hicks…

this morning i’ve decided i hate other drivers. for no apaprent reason yesterday, traffic was worse than a mcdonald’s drive thru on free big mac day in alabama…why don’yt you fuckers know how to drive. and get this…YOU ARE NOT COOL IF YOU DRIVE A 1982 BMW!!! fuck!! i love these people, they cruise around thinking ‘”look at me i drive a luxury car!” listen cheesedick (thanks phrook!), this piece of shit you drive is not luxury. it barely has 4 wheels. and no one is impressed because you stil lcant afford a new car. some bum downtown has a laptop which is worth more than that piece of trash on 4 wheels, so shut the fuck up, get a civic and learn how to fucking drive in rush hour you stupid fucking fucker of a fuck fuck!!!

that felt good….

here’s a question to boggle your mind…

the director knows when his movie is shit. take hitman which bombed hardcore. the director knows in advance his movie is gonna suck. it’s a trend with these type of movies. if he doesnt know his movie is gonna suck than he shouldn’t be directing. so why do you waste my time and money by producing shit??? you kknow it’s gonna bomb so why bother? you all suck. take the tme, make a good movie and maybe rotten tomatoes with give you a review better than 11 fucking %. i could direct a better movie. where do you people make up this shit? AND WHY IS VENOM SKINNY?????

fucking hollywood. i’ll take over the spider-man/star wars chains. they’d be AMAZING!!! and you know it to be true.

fun thign to do today: direct a movie and post it on youtube. i bet you could get a better review than hitman. just put guns, boobs and some badass with a sense of humour. you can at least score a 20% with that alone…

Since last sunday, that makes it a week and a half to this point, i have been going through various stages of ill. i dont understand it, its like the slowest asynchronous progressing cold EVER. i think i have discovered a new strain of herfisitis. the old strain which was only spread through the epicenter of the disease was painful enough as it is. i guess this strain lay dormant in my body for 5 years (since the last known herfisitis outbreak) and mutated into the new strain, herfisitis slowcoccal 1a. no i am not a doctor, and yes, fuck you.

now being sick for almost a week (my symptoms included intense pain, and feelings of hot and cold, and intense rage) i decided it might be a good idea to see the doctor. now my doctor is my family doctor, and his client base is 99% old people, and then me. being 23 years old, i often do not suffer from things liek menopause, arthritis, oldness, things that require colonoscopies, i do not take lipitor daily, nor do i care to. but my doctor feels it necessary to diagnose and treat me like i was an 85 year old woman with 2 hip replacements, and boobs to the ankles. so as you can tell i hate going there… but alas, i had no choice lets go. i get there, he looks me over, takes my temperature, tells me to take a couple of advil as needed, and itll pass… oh and by the way, ge ta chest x ray this afternoon. A WHAT? a chest xray… i have a cold… no i dont even have a cold, you can’t even figure out whats wrong with me?! yea, but you should get one…

what is it about me? do i have a sign that says bombard my pasty ass with more radiation so i can get a tan or face cancer? maybe i do… besides who doesnt have time on a thursday afternoon to just get a chest xray… thats like a medical procedure, thats not like ordering chinese food. anyways, ok, so i get a lift to the “medical district” which is conveniently located next to a timmy’s, sweet i thought, tim hortons for me after the face cancer. i step into the building, at a decent pace, and immediately as i am through the first set of doors, my walk GRINDS to a halt.. 3 old ladies with walkers, trying to figure out why the metal cages they are holding dont walk for them, 2 old men trying to figure out their winter coats, and one old guy trying to open the door. finally i go in the out. good evasion of old people traffic, a clean maneuver, no one had to be bowled over. into the mezzanine i go, picking up pace, and SCREEEEEEECHHHHHH abs , boots slide… OLD PEOPLE TRAFFIC JAM. is this the place where they send old people to die? it must be, because they have a small feedery, and droves of old people, some so old they must have been around during the american civil war. anyhoo, they all have one goal, the elevator. the building in question has 2 bustedass old elevators, that when in motion move about as fast as old people drive. did i mention they both smell like pee and mothballs? X-rays, 3rd floor… contrary to popular belief I am not 85, and I don’t have rickets, so stairs, to the 3rd floor, no problemo. I foot it. I get my number, and I sit, and wait. I pick a corner off on the side, where no one would need to be. Keep in mind the waiting room is empty. DING The elevator of oldness has arrived. In walks the ENTIRE 60 people that were waiting for the lifts in the mezzanine, that’s when I thought to myself, if there are other offices here, how come… how come all of them want face cancer? Of course, the first one in, sits down right next to me, as the smell of impending death, and mothballs (to preserve what life is left) invades my nasal passage, they call my number, so I get up do the papers, and am told to sit down. So I sit in another corner of the empty waiting room, away from everyone. Then they call the lady death to the counter, she does her papers, really slowly and all shaking like, and comes to sit down, obviously not understanding the incredibly not so subtle hint I dropped, and she parks her old ass right next to me again, my saving grace, was that the clinic was trying to move as many people through the radiation as possible on that particular day. So they call my number. I go in, the nurse hands me a gown… tells me to take off everything from the waist up. I get in the booth (it’s a 2X3 box) I smash my elbows a few times, resulting in the lady in the next booth having a heart attack. I manage to somewhat put the gown on. I didn’t know these stupid things only come in one size, “old” my shoulders don’t droop, I have a 56” chest, and a 3 foot wide lat spread, I don’t fit in a gown designed to contain old people flab. I find the nurse, and I ask her if she can give me a second one so I can fashion a proper fitting gown out of the two “only one per patient” was her response. Fine. Fuck it, I leave it open, I don’t give a fuck. I get my inards photographed and I am off on my merry way, to await pick up. i head out to timmy’s get me a croisant, and a veloutim (yea they are like crack) im sitting sipping my coffee, in walks the old people. the woman, she sits down across the way from me, and the husband waits in line. he comes with the tray, containing two cups of coffee (anyone see anything strange yet? neither do i) “WHY DID YOU GET TWO CUPS? whats wrong with you, i dont want a whole cup of coffee… why are these cups so big?! what the hell did you do that for, how much did it cost you?! (if you are unawares, tim hortons coffee, is like a dollar for the big ones…) and on she goes. FUCK YOU LADY, SHUTUP DRINK YOUR COFFEE AND SAY THANK YOU TO YOUR HUSBAND FOR BRINGING YOU SOMETHING TO WARM YOU UP ON A SHITTY ASS COLD DAY LIKE THIS, AND THANK HIM AGAIN FOR SOMEHOW PUTTING UP WITH THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A TOTAL FUCKING BITCH FOR THE 85 YEARS YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED!” goddamit my mother comes to get me, she waits in the parking lot. (which note is mostly empty) in a spot not overy close to the door, but i dont mind, im young, and strong, in pain, but strong. all of a sudden the honking starts. this old man in his corolla wants the spot that my mother has, not the one right in front of the door, not one of the other thousand open spots in the lot… he wants THIS one, and he wants it NOW… so i take my time heading over there, i open the passenger door, inspect the outside of the car, purposely taking time, judging by the guy, i figured he had about 5 minutes left to live, and so i thought i would take that long to get in the car. let me tell you, and take this as a warning, any old people that may read this: had my mother not been there, i would have put my boot through his windshield, and beat him to death with his equally old bag of a wife.

lessons learned from this adventure: x-rays give face cancer (its a fact, you read it on the intarnets) old people smell like death and mothballs. if you honk at me, while i am in pain of any kind, ESPECIALLY if you are old, i will probably injure you fatally.

here we go, down to business…

i hate facebook. its a piece of fuck. you have millions of people who join it because thats what EVERYONE does. its cool to be part of facebook. of course who wouldnt wanan be invited to the “save a furry critter” group or “my mom has herpes” group. each anfd every time i get an email saying so-and-so has messaged you , i delete it. and ehres why. face book is retarded. plain and simple. “adam is now friends with gill” I KNOW WHO MY FUCKING FRIENDS ARE FUCK! i dont need john weigenstein or whoever the owner is to tell the world every move i make. you wanna keep in touch with people, go ahead and use thsat little device we all pay too much for called the phone. dial a number and invite them to whatever shiut you want. go ahead, invite them to “crazy super duper halloween christmasover event. you’ll get punched in the face for wasting minutes.

im glad its gonna die. that way i dont have to hear lousy comments” well i invited gary but he didnt responded to a ipoked him and wrote on his wall but he hasnt gotten back to me and SHUT THE FUCK UP!. guh facebook bothers me which is why i dont use it. yes you can create events and manage them and kudos for that. you can even keep track of long lost friends. the only catch is, if they really wanted to see you, they call. so all those people who add you and never talk to you, prolly didnt care about you in the first place. the concept was cool back when it was only for university students, but now every drop out and loser can register. ally mcbeal invited me 10 tiems to join her group despite the fact shes been off sydication for a decade or so.

i hate facebook jsut because i get bombarded weith more useless shit. bombard me with beer, at least that makes me happy.

moving along to funny business. shipping departments are fun. not because they people are amusing but because theyre assholes. take mine for example. i ask a guy to send a package to arizona. i give him all the info then he claims he cant send it via USPS. why i ask? he doesnt do regualr mail. youre the fucking shipping guy, there is nothing more basic to ship than a letter.!!!! take the fucking letter and fcukign mail or ill mail my fist to your face. we dont get along. but thats ok. when he refuses to do my bidding, i just remind him im his superior. it works nicely….

yeah this one wasnt very good but give me a break, its my first post in a while more will come soon. if anyone still reads this drop me a line. but not YOU. i know YOU read this. you bug me to post daily =)

fun thign to do today: create the i hate facebook group. i find it jsut simply ironic that it prolly exists! that being said, hunt down the group creator and smack him with a book in his face. hows that for ironic!

Good norn,

Wither on fozie dof nuggen fugger. Wilhen? Norf! Wassui puz ty pen der snot. Roggy in dee whal eens the herffenderf. Forbadele? Tinkle whilzzle in fornoggin.

Mey loop dee loop in plame gorgor noon be biff. Corb? Sikkkle fonzie wonzie in de stincle. May! Beeeleee bettle fogger durto. Non dairee in gooy. =(

Mayhap sisref figgde von docthfur. Assbee =)

Vuw nickel in herffenderf tee pickle snort.

Sirexy,

Muy.

not bad for my first post back eh?

this wil be fast but omg…this woman at worked decided to change her cell phone ring to kids laughing!!!!! kid laughing!!!!!!!! omg there is nothing more annoying than hearing this laugh over and over again because she missed the fucking call and the whole offices hears this damn ring tone. i like kids and making kids laugh is great but ot hear the sane ANNOYING laugh over an over is maddening. gimme a hammer and problem solved. dont fucking use stupid ass sound effects unless you want your ass kicked…

fun thing to do today: test out your cellphone ring tunes. when you find an annoying one, leave it running all day and see what happens. you likely wont live to see the night

so it turns out when i dont write people get sad so heres my latest entry on the world thourgh my eyes.

so today i’ve decided to focus on something that too many jewish men have questioned for so long. i feel the need to rant about jewish women. you see, jewish women are different animals all together. while they are in fact women, they tend t o differ. much like a cult or different sect. and for the record jewish women piss me off. this is why i dont date jews.

jewish women (for the msot part, not ALL of them) suck. they whine, they bitch, and on top of that they arent as much fun as other girls ive dated. i think this problem stems from the life style they have. jewsih girls are born and raised to be princesses. fro mthe time of birth, jewish girls are entrusted by their mothers to always be JAPs for as long as they can. this attitude turns off alot of jewish men unles they have been brought up the same way. lets have a look at some typical jewish girl features.

for starters, the dress code. jewish women tend to make fashion statements by dressing liek a fucking bum who woke up on the wrong side of the park bench. what the fuck? all to often i see a girl when the most expensive gucci top she can find and then slips on a pair of shitty old, ratty, full of wholes, slightly disolored roots sweat pants (cut with scissors in the right area to make them look even more worn in). so let me get this straight, a highly fashionable top with sweatpants? are you kidding. i try to dress in the properly i nthe morning. jeans and a shirt does jsut fine but never will i leave the house looking like im too damn lazy to get dressed. if you ask them why they dress like this, they respond by saying “its more comfortble”. MORE COMFORTABLE THAN WHAT YOU FUCKING MORON?? since when are jeans or pants that uncomfortable that you tend to not wear them. get clothes that fit and you’ll be ok. furthermore to add to that, DO NOT think you can be a fatass and wear low cut home made sweatpants i see this beastly girls wear. if you have a gut, get a fucking girdle but do not wear pants that have your stomach hanging out. no one thinks its looks good, not your mom, your friend, your bf or t he actual bum on the street who is forced to dress like that. fuck…..

next the acesories. jewish girls love to carry bowling ball bags. they take these massive purses and hang them off their tiny wrists so they are forced to lean forwars as they walk thus making them look worse than the hunch back of notre dame with a backache. what the fuck is wrong with you? your purses are ridiculous, you can even lift them. brign a school back that fits your wrist. not some oversized leather bag with fluffy ass shit on it. it looks ridiculous you look ridiculous and fuck you!

jewish girls also like to drive big ass clunky cars. once getting their licenses it is expected that they receive the biggest SUV they can afford. first, they cant drive. second, because they cant drive, DO NOT let them dirve SUV’s. its a hazard. they shouldnt drive anything larger than a mother fuckign smart car. next tiem i see a jew girl driving, ill freak her out and try to run her off the road jsut because i know i’ll be doing the real drivers a favour (for those who can drive this doesnt apply to you but keep in mind even if you think you can drive, you probably cant)

next up is the vocabulary. jew girls tend to come up with phrases that totally defy the english language. for example i was once told how fully incrediblea movie was. “fully incredible” that makes no sense. your mommy and daddy pay bigs bucks to learn and study. so ratherthan fix your hair so it looks like a bums, focus on speaking properly. you may one day need to actually work and interact with other people (OMG scary i know!)eliminate useless phrases like “oh snap” which has no fucking meaning!!! oh snap you say? oh shut the fuck up i reply!

jew girls are like an egg, you drop them once and its broken forever. piss off a jew girl and she’ll never forgive you because she expects nothing less than perfection. im not perfect, no man is. we ought to airlift girls like this and let them dress like bums on a deseted island where they’ll be forced to sit on sand, maybe touch a tree or even gasp do manual work. then once they’ve elarned their lesson, just leave them there. =) that’ll show them

yes im an asshole. but fucking hell, some people deserve to be told the truth. this doesnt apply to EVERY jew girl but you know who you are. if your mommy wont let you take a bus at 19 or if you wont go to a tutorial session downtown at night because your afraid you’ll get mugged without your mommy, you deserve whatever is coming. these 2 stories are real. 20 year old girls with cars wont go downtown to school alone at night because theyre scared. christ people, grow up, get dressed, get real and fuck you.

yea, so i just looked outside… i dunno if you noticed THERE IS A FULLSCALE FUckING BLIZZARD!!! last i remember spring started march 21st… that means we are already in spring… why might i ask if the earth is getting warmer does it snow in april… anyways i am not getting into the global warming debate… . i would just like to say this:

mother nature needs to get laid!

Here is what i have envisioned for myself over the next few weeks/month wtv…

Asus Striker Extreme NVIDIA Socket 775 ATX Motherboard: its got a dual gb lan, and some sexy heatpipes, it kinda makes me hard just thinking about it. Intel Core 2 Duo E6600 2.40GHz: with a 4mb cache and 1066mhz fsb… it also kinda turns me on. EVGA GeForce 7300 GT 512MB DDR2 SLI PCI Express with DVI,VGA,TV Out a 300 gig ide drive i have lying around (not really lying around, but it would go to waste if i didnt bring it over) Western Digital caviar 500gb sata some corsair dual channel twinx 800mhz ram to bring it up to 2 gigs a ultra chilltec thermal electric cpu cooler (which i think is pretty pimp…) the thermal take eureka black aluminum case (its liquid coolant ready, teehee) and some liteon dvd rw drive

overall i think the system is super hot, what do you my faithful reader think (yea i didnt pluralize that, its not a typo) what should i do with my old system once i get this one up and running (make it a server of some kind, play the overclocking game etc) or do i leave my old box alone, and use it for non game related things, and keep my new toy high up on the purity scale, using it strcitly for games?